So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Randomize
