32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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