i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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