I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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