we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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