i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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