I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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