You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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