he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Randomize
