did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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