All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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