know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
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