I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
are you so shy because you have an std?
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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