Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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