why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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