Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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