Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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