he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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