Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Man, jail baloney is awful.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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