Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I want to fling myself into the sun
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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