How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
be right there i have to get my cape
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
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