I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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