Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I think my moral compass just broke
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