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he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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