i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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