this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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