Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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