I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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