Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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