So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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