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Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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