the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
