I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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