a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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