so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
So. Much. Porn.
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