For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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