Walk of Shame. In a state park.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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