what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
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