can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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