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say what?
wanna hang out?
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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