He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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