You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
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