Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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