um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
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