watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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