so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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