Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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