Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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