Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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