She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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