I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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